Meme upside.
Order-book downside.

Your whole raise becomes the bid. No LP to size, no treasury to be accused of dumping, and founder allocation is 0% by construction. You are paid by a fee written into the contract, to an address nobody can move.

There is always a price you can sell at, and it never drops. You can check it yourself on-chain at any block — the vault’s ETH divided by the tokens that could be sold into it. Nobody has to be first out.